Deep Thoughts with Jamie
Theft is the sincerest form of flattery.
Home is where the dirty laundry is.
A messy apartment is the best birth control that slovenliness can buy.
Character is what you do when you live alone.
Always drink in moderation, unless you’re on a first date.
It’s not stalking if you’re soulmates.
Even if the recipe doesn’t call for them, pants are an essential part of any cooking endeavor.
There are other fish in the sea but they are all bottom-feeders.
